Touchscreen Speaker Phone Waterproof Watch with Camera & Integrated DAP

We've seen touchscreen watches. We've seen watches with DAP
functionality. We've also seen watches with integrated cameras and
watches that double up as wrist worn cell phones. But what about a wrist
watch that comes with touchscreen, cell phone functionality and
integrated camera that packs in DAP capabilities complete with inbuilt
stereo speakers that happens to be waterproof and, (yes, there's more),
which comes in a gloriously tacky golden finish?

Yes, it's another gem from ChinaGrabber whose undoubted claim to fame is
the sustained ability to produce cheap gadgetry that sounds great on
paper and looks crap in reality.
This M1000i 1.5 Quad Band TouchScreen WaterProof WristWatch Phone w/
Bluetooth, Camera, Mp3, Mp4 (to give it it's formal and decidedly catchy
title) measures in at 56 x 43 x 19mm and, as alluded to previously,
packs in just about everything you could possibly want in a watch (and
then some) that you quite probably wouldn't be seen dead with.

Offering GSM 850/900/1800/1900 connectivity, as well as Bluetooth, this
touchscreen cell phone DAP camera stereo speaker watch (you'll excuse us
if we've missed something out here), sports a 1.5 260K color 176 x 220
resolution display, comes with integrated 2 megapixel camera (allowing
you to capture stills and video with sound), offers MP3, MP4, 3GP, JPG
and GIF file format compatibility and no, we wouldn't be seen dead with
it either.

The (takes breath) M1000i touchscreen cell phone DAP camera stereo
speaker watch comes in a deliciously charming fake gold finish and is
yours for a mere $180. Form an orderly queue please.