cash-strapped master spy is being catered for by the likes of
Chinavasion thanks to products like this supremely stylish (apparently)
Spy Camera Watch that comes complete with concealed camera and which can
capture video at frankly pitiful resolutions (that said, if you happen
to know a CSI you'll be laughing as we all know that they can magnify
any digital image to any size with absolutely no pixilation whatsoever -
sorted).
Yes, you too can capture covert video footage from the vantage-point of
your wrist at a pin sharp 352 x 288 resolution with all the fluidity
that 15 frames per second can offer, thus allowing you to document the
dastardly deeds of those that threaten all we hold so dear in glorious
LD (Low Definition).
Flippancy aside (and it’s going to be difficult, but we’ll
give it a go) the Spy Camera Watch, which records video in AVI format at
the aforementioned resolution complete with sound, comes with 4GB of
built-in storage capacity though, according to the official product
site, you’ll have to position yourself at between 2-3 meters range
of your subject in order to get optimum clarity (and just 1-2 meters if
you want sound). Now I don’t know about you, but that’s
pretty close - but that really shouldn’t be too much of a problem
for a spy of your calibre, should it? Oh, and incidentally, in terms of
just how much video footage 4GB will afford you, we cannot say except to
quote the product site that states: ‘you will get hours upon hours
of video’. (Classified information, probably).
Offering a ‘metal and glass construction’, the Chinavasion
Spy Camera Watch - which does also actually fully function as a
timepiece, in case you’re wondering - will set you back around a
mere $50 (and if MI5 are reading this, you’ll be glad to know that
generous discounts are offered for bulk purchases).
Of course, we suspect it might not impress the ladies - but, in these
times of economic belt-tightening and shrinking budgets,
something’s got to give, hasn't it.
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