PTeq USB Plug ‘n’ Play Pregnancy Test Detects Pregnancy and Advises of Most Fertile Periods

We've covered a wide array of left of centre USB devices here on TFTS
but this PTeq USB device has the distinction of being the first USB
pregnancy test we've come across that not only advises if you have a
child on the way but, should the results prove negative, even offers you
an indication of the best periods to attempt fertilisation thus
improving your chances of conceiving.

The PTeq USB Pregnancy Test works in the same way as standard electronic
pregnancy tests in analysing a urine sample (applied to the devices
replaceable absorbent test strips) but where this PTeq device differs is
in the host of information the device offers once plugged into your PC
via a USB socket - with a graph indicating 'hCG (human Chorionic
Gonadotropin), hCG-H (hyperglycosylated hCG - for detection before your
first missed period), and LH (luteinizing hormone - for detection of
your most fertile days)'.

Offering far greater detection levels than standard pregnancy tests (the
PTeq USB Pregnancy Test can detect 5-50 mIU/mL of hCG as opposed to the
15-50 mIU/mL offered by other tests) not only can the PTeq USB Pregnancy
Test offer you an on-screen analysis of your hormone levels but it also
comes with an integrated LCD display offering instant feedback should
you wish to fall back on more traditional means of pregnancy reporting.

Boasting accuracy levels of 99% and operating without the need for
batteries (the device draws power via its USB connector), the PTeq USB
Pregnancy Test is compatible with Win 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, Linux 2.4
or higher, Mac OS 8.6 or higher operating systems, comes with 20 test
strips and retails for around $18 (or it would, were it not an April
Fools joke that, on account of us being out of the country for the last
couple of weeks and presently suffering jet lag following a 20+ hour
flight, we fell for beautifully - thanks for the heads up Jenn, much
appreciated).