UBDJ Fi-Hi Urban DJ Cassette Tape Cross-Fader Retro Inspired Portable DJ Mixing Device

You've got your Cassette Tape SD MP3 Player, your Cassette Tape iPod
Nono Case and, on your desk, there's your Cassette Tape USB Hub but you
your passion for all things compact cassette continues unabated
(uncontrollable shivering, sweaty palms) but all is not lost as there is
a light at the end of the tunnel - all thanks to this UBDJ Fi-Hi Urban
DJ Cassette Tape Cross-Fader.

Of course, this is a revelation because - and wouldn't you know it -
you're also a budding bedroom DJ wannabe who wears his baseball cap
backwards and makes odd gestures in whilst digging the rhythm (said
gestures are, of course, involuntary and part of your condition, but hey
- you're street cool, down with the crew, where am I going here?).

The Fi-Hi Urban DJ (known merely as the UBDJ to those in the know,
apparently) is billed as allowing you to be 'the DJ anywhere, anytime'
(note the DJ, not a DJ - very important because 'you the man') in
basically serving as a portable, reasonably pocket friendly cross-fader
and, apparently, just a cross-fader a DJ maketh.

The Fi-Hi Urban DJ, sorry, the UBDJ, connects to any device with a 3.5mm
stereo mini-jack (DAPs, PMPs, music cell phones, et al) and whilst
allowing you to hook up two such devices also comes with a headphone
socket so you can 'cue up your next song without missing a beat'
('song'? Banging tune, surely?).

The UBDJ Fi-Hi Urban DJ Cassette Tape Cross-Fader, which comes with
blinged out gold finish (fake of course) or blinged out gold finish
(decisions, decisions) will set you back $30.