LED Message Display USB Mouse with Integrated Hand Cooling & Remote

We're not entirely certain quite who this particular mouse will appeal
to, but we suspect it may appeal to someone, somewhere for some reason
but, for us at least, the idea of integrating an animated LED display
and palm cooling strikes us as just a little OTT.

Known as the LED Message Mouse (very inventive) the device is, as you'd
expect, a wholly rudimentary device in offering a bog standard 800pdi
optical tracking but, to its credit (or not) it's the first mouse we've
come across to date that comes bundled with its own remote - which is
used to input your message (up to 12 characters). Having input your
message, you can then sit back and watch as it's animated before you
whilst rotating, fading in and out and, well, you get the picture.
On and above the integrated LED display, you can also factor in the
mouse's comfort fans that blow air through a series of holes framing the
circular LED display window, thus ensuring that your palm stays sweat
free as you hold the mouse in an attempt to cover the bright animated
display on account of it giving you a migraine. Very thoughtful.

The supremely tacky LED Message Mouse retails in Japan for the
equivalent of around $21.