Traffic Wand Doubles Up As Budget Lightsaber For Cash Stripped Jedi Knights

What is a cash stripped Jedi Knight to do in these times of financial
insecurity (I mean, Lightsabers don't come cheap and we can't all rely
on hand-me-downs)? Well, the Korean store Funshop could have the answer
thanks to their especially low budget lightsabers which (in order to put
those from the Dark Side off the scent, no doubt) have been cunningly
disguised as Traffic Wands - but we saw through their clever rouse, oh
yes we did, Master.

Handy not only for those impromptu and especially inconvenient duels but
also for directing traffic (interstellar or otherwise), these Fenix
Traffic Wands might look like a cheap plastic tube that you place on the
end of a torch which serves to light them up, but, in actuality, well
okay, that's exactly what they are but who's to know? Obviously you'll
have to take responsibility for your own sound effects but its either
that or no Lightsaber - and besides, not only are these especially cheap
they're also completely environmentally friendly in being capable of
doing no damage whatsoever (unless you try to poke your opponants eye
out which, lets be honest here, is hardly behaviour befitting a Jedi is
it?).

These cut price Lightsabers Feenix Traffic Wands retail for the
equivalent of a mere $2.98.