The Hitch, Designed By Robert Nightingale, Is A Conceptual Nightmare!

Hmmm ' it's not often I start a review with those words but then this
invention is making me ponder somewhat into the mind of the
designer/inventor, like & is he on drugs??? The Hitch& is an object that
was borne in the mind of someone nuts or simply sporting a grand sense
of humour.The Hitch, designed by Robert Nightingale, is a concept that
would like to see that all people can hitch a ride so to speak, using
triple load vacuum suction cups as a means of sticking yourself to a
host vehicle and zipping away. He believes that transport and hitching
in particular ought to be freelly accessible and this is his thought on
how to establish this as the norm.The designer had this to say:
For best results position yourself at traffic lights, railway stations
or air hangers. Subtly wait for the opportune moment (which is precisely
7 seconds before the initial point of acceleration) and attach the
product as firmly as possible to the host vehicle (a brief run up
usually does the trick), paying attention to ground clearance for ones
feet and enjoy the rideRobert Nightingale has obviously not considered
that this is all fine and dandy as long as people learn to drive safely,
but seeing as though this is impossible to establish i foresee people
getting squished against walls and other vehicles in the near future.
Let's also not forget dilly teens and their ludicrous ideas! This will
become the next adrenalin rushing-die-to-do sport!Needless to say. I'm
no fan! Despite desperately wanting a velcro wall in my home, I cannot
fathom throwing myself at a moving vehicle in the hope that I'll get
from point A to point B safely!