Novel Bread Safe Keeps Your ‘Dough’ Safe [Hidden Compartment Diversion Safe Resembles Bread]

Those of you who are long-tie readers of TFTS who happen to have
especially good memories may recall that we featured another somewhat
curious safe (known as a 'Diversion Safe') back in March '07 that's
styled to resemble a lettuce and now we have this Bread Diversion Safe
to add to our collection of safes which, if you'll excuse us for stating
the obvious, makes us just short of a sandwich.Designed to draw
attention to itself in exactly the same way as a traditional safe
doesn't, the Bread Safe comes with a hidden compartment in which your
valuables can be stored so that, in the event of a burglary, unless the
thief happens to be a little peckish (in which case both your bread and
lattice safes could prove more than tempting) you should find that your
valuables have been completely overlooked even though they were stored
right in front of the thief's nose.The Bread Safe is yours for a 'mere'
$99 (incidentally, rumours of a Baton Baguette, designed to enable you
to defend yourself in the event that the thief turns nasty, becoming
available soon from the same online portal are seemingly wholly unfounded).

Bimbambanana