Interactive Voice Activated Digital Alarm Clock with Speech Recognition [Because Just Looking At A Clock Is Such A Chore]

Now we don't know about you, but glancing at a clock to gauge the time
has never been something that we'd consider to be a particularly taxing
chore. But, for those that can barely be bothered to even look at
something (let along ever actually consider pressing a button), this
Interactive Voice Activated Digital Alarm Clock will help to ensure that
you'll never run the risk over over-exerting yourself in a bid to
establish the hour.Billed as 'the only voice activated alarm clock' (a
bold claim, it has to be said, and we'll warrant not an especially
well-founded one) this Interactive Voice Activated Digital Alarm Clock
utilises 'advanced speech recognition technology' allowing you not only
to ask it the time (it'll then duly tell you) but also to set its alarm
without having to trouble yourself with actually having to physically
interact with something as troublesome as a button.Capable of
recognising ten spoken commands such as 'set alarm', 'set time' 'check
alarm', 'what is the date', 'temperature' (the device comes with
integrated digital thermometer) and 'Why is it that I cannot attract any
women - is it because I simply can't be arsed to do anything all day?'
(well, ok, we made that one up), the Interactive Voice Activated Digital
Alarm Clock comes with backlit LCD display and can even ease you to
sleep with sounds of the ocean or birds chirping as well as wake you up
on the days when its time to get up and claim your dole money.

The Interactive Voice Activated Digital Alarm Clock retails for just shy
of $50 but, let's face it, if even looking at a clock or pressing any
buttons is trial enough we suspect that you probably cannot be bothered
to order it even if you want it.
Hammacher Schlemmer