MiniGod Desktop Speakers with Integrated Amplifiers Ward Away Evil Spirits

Apparently inspired by a fusion of African, Asian, South and Central
American ancient art and culture blended together with an 'urban edge'
these MiniGod Desktop Speaker systems are sure to ward away evil spirits
from your desktop environment with what is more than probably fairly
poor sound quality (an effective deterrent indeed) but who can argue
that these speakers are anything but guaranteed head turners.

Presently available in two versions (MG1 Brazil & MG2 Mexico) these
MiniGod speakers stand some 16' in height and, thanks to offering a
minijack connector, will plug into anything with a headphone socket and,
quite apart from relying solely upon the source for amplification even
come with integrated amplification units powered by a 9v battery - which
really ought to give you an idea as to their amplification abilities.
Curiously, however, (or, perhaps, not so?) we are unable to establish
exactly what output these MiniGods are capable of.

Still, from our perspective at least, we had always visualised
vertically challenged gods to have tweeters embedded in their foreheads
so we find these strictly limited edition MiniGods somewhat reassuring.

Retailing for around $120 a pop, we strongly suspect that these strictly
limited edition MiniGod Desktop Speakers may appeal to those looking for
distinctive styling over and above breathtaking sound reproduction but,
as the saying goes, different things appeal to different people and,
with these MiniGod Desktop Speakers in mind, who could say anything
other than viva l’difference.

[via Dvice]