USB Cassette MP3 Player Integrated SD-Card Slot, Front-Mounted Control Buttons, Retro Looks

You're probably so tired of all of your really cool-looking electronics
cluttering up your life. Who needs an MP3 player with all of those
touchscreens and wi-fi capabilities, anyway? Maybe you just want a
player that plays music and nothing else. Maybe you want your MP3 device
to look like it just stepped right out of the 80s. If either of these
describes you, and you know who you are, then the USB Cassette MP3
Player from usb.brando.com is right up your alley. Not only is it a
portable MP3 player, but it can be inserted into your car's tape deck
and played through the stereo as well.
Yeah, it's an MP3 player, although, you really couldn't tell by looking
at it. The USB Cassette MP3 player is definitely heavy on the retro-chic
and light on the features. It is basically an SD-card reader shaped
exactly like an audio cassette (You remember those, don't you?) into
which you can jack your headphones and jam. It has an integrated SD card
slot so you aren't limited by some lame, undersized internal memory. Oh
yeah, and since you use SD cards, you are now free to create your own
mix-SDs to give to your girlfriend the next time she tries to break up
with you. Oh, the days of mix tapes.