Device Created to Entertain Pets, Stupid People laser powered toy takes the human out of the picture

We all know how satisfying it can be to watch your cat or dog chase a
light around on the floor. Feeding into their innate lower brain
function provides us with hours of mindless entertainment. But having to
wave that little flashlight or laser pointer around can really tire you
out. What's a lazy pet owner supposed to do? Well wait no more. Owners
of pets and slow children, you now have an option to help things along.
The latest in laser-powered pet and stupid human entertainment/torture
devices is finally here.

The masters of mayhem at FroliCat have harnessed the power of the
low-powered laser and found a way to put it to good use entertaining
animals lower on the food chain than us humans. According to the
FroliCat website, the FroliCatTM BOLTTM is an interactive laser toy
that provides hours of fun for you your feline friend. Simply hold
BOLT in your hand or place it on a flat surface, turn it on, watch
your cat pounce, chase, bat at the exciting laser patterns. After
reading this, I can see how playing mind games with your cat could bring
on hours of laughs. Could there be a market for the BOLT at daycares
around the world? You be the judge. Here are the features:

Automatic Mode

Press on/off button to turn on
Set on safe, flat surface such as table or floor, or hold in hand
BOLT will automatically turn off after 15 minutes
Press on/off button to turn off before 15 minutes
Manual Mode

Press on/off button to turn on
Press on/off button and hold for 3 seconds
Hold in your hand aim BOLT wherever you like to create your own
laser patterns
BOLT will automatically turn off after 15 minutes
Press on/off button to turn off before 15 minutes
If hands-on laser-powered entertainment is your thing, you can pick up a
BOLT at www.frolicat.com for $19.95. For that price, I would think you
could pick up two of them. That way both your pothead brother and your
cat can keep entertained while you think of new ways to use your pet's
instincts for your amusement.