Curious ShowerFloss Low-Tech Dental Hygiene Shower Attachment Gadget

With humankind's ever persistent drive to push the boundaries of
technology ever further it's refreshing to know that there are companies
out there who obviously go to considerable lengths to circumvent all
that we have learned over the past few decades to bring us products that
manage to redefine words such as '�mundane', '�rudimentary' and '�just
plain tacky' (ok, that's three words) - of which this ShowerFloss
low-tech dental hygiene shower attachment is a prime example.

It's hard to believe that this gadget (though, in referring to it a
'�gadget' we could be accused of elevating its standing somewhat) has
been produced by the very same species that has ventured into space so
many times that such exploits are barely newsworthy these days and by
the very same life form that has advanced so far that not only did they
develop a supersonic passenger aircraft, but that this aircraft is now
merely the fodder for fond recollections and history books. Oh yes, and
it's the same life form that is continuously driven by a ceaseless
desire to invent new and evermore elaborate ways of killing itself - but
we're digressing here'ฆ

Let's not dress this '�gadget' up having strayed from the subject long
enough. It's a hose, but not just any hose. No, this hose attaches to
your shower unit (with the aid of not just any tape, but Teflon tape)
thus forcing water through a small hole via either a blue or a red
attachment - blue for boy human, red for girl human - to pressure clean
said boy human/girl human's teeth and it retails for the equivalent of
$31 / pound sterling16 / โ�ฌ21.

Sleeve? Valve? Wall Hanger?
(Don’t you just hate it when companies try to baffle you with
science?)

Between you and me, we've heard a rumour that the company behind this
hose already has plans on the drawing board for a curious device they
are merely referring to as a '�wheel'. Details are scant amidst the high
levels of secrecy surrounding this '�black project' but TFTS can
exclusively reveal that the device is purported to be round and to turn
on an axis (whatever that is). Our guess is that it's probably just
another MP3 player, but don't hold us to it.