Breakfast Themed Computer Workstation Wrist Rests – Combat RSI with Sausage and Egg

As someone who appears to be suffering from the effects of mild RSI
(Repetitive Strain Injury) and someone who likes nothing better than a
greasy fry up in the morning, this computer workstation breakfast themed
keyboard and mouse wrist rest set with plate themed mouse mat certainly
appeals - if only on a wholly whimsical level.

Can we assume shallow frying to be an option?

The Breakfast Themed Wrist Rest Set consists of two sausages serving as
a keyboard wrist rest, an egg mouse wrist rest - which, incidentally,
the official product page points out are not edible - and a mouse mat
resembling a plate and retails for around $18.