And it’s a Happy Birthday to…Well, Me Actually

Well, another year passes as I reach 24 (and some) years yet again and
if such a wholly (un)momentous occasion isn't just cause for an oh so
infrequent personal post I really don't know what is - so it's Happy
Birthday to me as I wait with baited breath hoping that my wife's got me
something other than a USB fish tank (oh how I laughed when I unwrapped
that at Christmas - Mrs TFTS is not without humour).